SILVER: Good one, pop.
ME: See what I did there?
SILVER: I sure did.
ME: When I say moon, I mean I can see your butt.
SILVER: I get it, pop. I never said I didn’t get it. I get it.
ME: And when I say big I…
SILVER: Seriously? What part of “I get it” are you having trouble with?
((Long awkward pause as we continue on our walk.))
ME: …. Your butt’s big.
SILVER: I’m going to kill you. Tonight when you sleep I’m going to kill you.
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