SILVER: Now what are you doing?
ME: You gonna eat that? Huh? You gonna eat that? You gonna eat that?
SILVER: It’s Kibble. It’s in my bowl. Of course I’m going to eat it.
ME: Oh, I’m sorry. Am I being annoying?
SILVER: Even more so than usual, if that’s possible.
ME: So what you’re saying is that it is very annoying when you are trying to eat and someone puts their face up to you and begs?
SILVER: That’s exactly what I’m sayi… oh God, here we go.
ME: Kind of like when I’m trying to eat and you don’t and won’t leave me alone?
SILVER: Yes, Oh Doctor of Reverse Psychology. Just like that.
ME: Good! As I was saying… You gonna eat that? Huh? Huh?
SILVER: You know what? Go ahead.
ME: … What?
SILVER: Stick your face in my dog dish and eat my kibble.
ME: Well, …
SILVER: I won’t bite. I won’t even growl. Go ahead. I dare ya! I double dog dare ya!
ME: (Getting off my knees and walking away) I think I proved my point.
SILVER: Oh, you proved something.