SILVER: Are you done laughing?
ME: (Trying to stop laughing) Sorry.
SILVER: I'm glad you thought me nearly being savagely attacked was so funny.
ME: I think you're over-reacting.
SILVER: Oh really? Did you see that thing charge at me?
ME: No, I saw that little dog walk over to sniff you.
SILVER: Little dog? That thing was a monster!
ME: Yeah, I'd say it weighed about 8 pounds. Tops.
SILVER: And did you see how it suddenly looked at me with those devil eyes, bared its fangs and lunged at my throat?
ME: (Pause) It sneezed. After which you turned and ran away so fast I thought my shoulder was dislocated because I didn't let go of your leash.
SILVER: (Looking at me typing on the computer) What are you doing?
ME: I'm on Kijiji trying to sell this "World's Bravest Dog Lives Here" sign I bought for the front door.
SILVER: Hey, see if anyone is selling a "World's Biggest Jerk-Face of a Doggy Dad Lives Here" sign!
