SILVER: (Taking breaks from drinking furiously drinking from his bowl) OH GOD!!!! OH GOD!!! THE TASTE WON’T GO AWAY!!!!
ME: Silver, I’m sorry. I should have warned you.
SILVER: GET ANOTHER WATER DISH READY!!!! THIS ONE WON’T BE ENOUGH!!!!
Me: And it was awful nice of you to give pop a big kiss on the face like that.
SILVER: UGH!!! BETTER YET JUST FILL UP THE BATHTUB!!! I’LL DEAL!!!!
ME: But I probably should have warned you that when I have a cold, I put lots of Vicks Vaporub under my nose.
SILVER: UGH!!! SCREW THIS!!! Get my leash! We’re going across the street! I don’t care if the water in that filthy pond is safe to drink or not!
ME: I get the feeling your poop is going to smell even worse than usual tonight!
