Checklist

ME: Okay, Silver. Let’s put a list together of all the animals that you growl and lunge at when we go for walks.
SILVER: Okay.
ME: Deer.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Birds.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Dogs.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Porcupines.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Cats.
SILVER: Check. Duh!
ME: Snakes. God help me, snakes.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Rabbits.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Hares.
SILVER: Aren’t they the same thing?
ME: No.
SILVER: Check.
ME: Squirrels?
SILVER: Check.
ME: Chipmunks.
SILVER: Again, aren’t they the sa…
ME: No.
SILVER: Check…… Well?
ME: Well what?
SILVER: You never answered my question.
ME: Which was …?
SILVER: WHY WON’T YOU TAKE ME TO THE ZOO???!!!