Thursday 10 November 2016

Smile, pop!



SILVER: Come on pop. It’s not that bad.
ME:        I still feel sick.
SILVER: Yeah. He is in office. There’s nothing we can do.
ME:        Brutally sick.
SILVER: It happened. It’s done. So smile. Get that humbug off that mug. Trust me. Four years will fly by just like (snapping his fingers somehow) that!
ME:        Silver, do I have to remind you that you are a dog?
SILVER: Your point?
ME:        One year to a human is how long to a dog?
SILVER: …. Seven years.
ME:        Right. So I might have to deal with this orange skinned windbag for 4 years, but you have to deal with him for 28!
SILVER: …. Oh… sweet … Moses.

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