Tuesday 21 March 2017

Wake up!!

ME:        Silver, guess what time it is?
SILVER: Um, after midnight actually. Why did you wake me?
ME:        Because it’s time for …. BAD JOKE DOGGY DAD!!!
SILVER:    … okay.
ME:        How do you get two whales in a car?
SILVER: I don’t know. How?
ME:        You start in England and drive west!
SILVER: (LONG PAUSE) Go to sleep. We’ll talk about this in the morning.

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