ME: Silver, do you have to tell me something?
SILVER: Like what?
ME: Do you have to do anything?
SILVER: I don’t think so.
ME: Because if you don’t have to do anything right now, I am going to lie down on the couch.
SILVER: Good. You deserve your rest.
ME: I’m going to crawl under this blanket. Are you sure you don’t need anything?
SILVER: Nope. Get cozy.
ME: I’m going to turn on the TV. Are you sure you don’t need anything?
SILVER: Absolutely not. I think baseball is on soon.
ME: It sure is. And you are okay?
SILVER: Yep. Enjoy the game.
ME: Great. I’m just going to relax and enjoy the ga…
SILVER: Get my leash. I have to pee.
ME: SILVER!
SILVER: Sorry, but you didn’t ask!
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