SILVER: So, pop. What’s that thing over there called?
ME: (Sigh) A screen door. Look, Silver, I’m really sor…
SILVER: Screen door. Like a door, But …. different.
ME: Yes.
SILVER: For example, can air get through it?
ME: Yes.
SILVER: Can water get through it?
ME: Listen, Silver. I can not fully express…
SILVER: Just answer the question.
ME: Yes, water can get through it.
SILVER: Aaah. But could say, a 65-pound husky, who was on the patio when his dumbass pop closed the door before checking to see if he was inside, get through it? Take your time.
ME: No, it could not.
SILVER: I see. So said husky will now sit in the rain until his pop notices that he is not in the condo. For almost half an hour. Which is what happened here.
ME: I am so sorry. Please forgive me.
SILVER: Whatever. I’m going to lie down on your bed.
ME: Silver, please don’t. You’re soaking wet.
SILVER: Exactly. Which is why I AM GOING TO LIE DOWN ON YOUR BED!!!!!!!!
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