Wednesday 24 May 2017

So embarrassing



ME:        Well, THAT was embarrassing!
SILVER: I’m not saying sorry. Not to you, the other dogs or the other owners.
ME:        I didn’t think you would.
SILVER: Because what happened wasn’t my fault.
ME:        Oh really?
SILVER: Next time, just say “It’s Wednesday!”
ME:        Fine.
SILVER: But don’t say “Hey Silver! It’s Hump Day!” and then take me to the dog park. Because that’s when what just happened… happens!
ME:        It was like watching “Littlest Hobo meets Caligula”!
SILVER: Still not sorry.

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