Betrayed!!!!

ME:        Hey, buddy. Are ya still mad?

SILVER: Don’t look at me.

ME:        Listen Silver, it was wrong of me to tell you that we were going to Husky Fantasy Land. I made that up. There is no such amusement park teeming with rabbits and deer and bacon-filled lakes. I apologize. But there was no other way to get you in the car so we could go to the vet for your nails to be trimmed.

SILVER: Just drive.

ME:        But I have to tell you that I was kind of impressed when you freaked out. Most dogs can’t read “VET” on a building like you can. And you were very good. It only took three of us to hold you still while they clipped your nails this time.

SILVER: I’m glad you’re impressed. It’s all that matters. It really is.  

ME:        Hey it could have been worse. Remember what they clipped that other time you were at the vet?

SILVER: I will kill you tonight. And with my nails clipped you won’t hear me coming.